She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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