This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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