This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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