Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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