It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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