Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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