Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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