At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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