Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My bed smells like the plague
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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