Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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