Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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