You work out of a Hotel?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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