why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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