i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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