saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
last night I used snow as a chaser
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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