you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
