IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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