Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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