Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Can Purell be used as lube?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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