The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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