what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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