Sry I called you an 8
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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