i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
