you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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