just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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