So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
