hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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