True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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