He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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