i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Terrible idea I love it
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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