Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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