that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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