Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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