i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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