we have officially lost it.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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