STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she smelled like a LAN party
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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