He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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