It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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