today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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