peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
4 words: hood of his car
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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