I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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