problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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