Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
