they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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