just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My ass is underappreciated
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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