Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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