i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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