She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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