Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm both gender and math confused
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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