Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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