marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
