I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Plan B is the new Plan A
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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