You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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