So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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