is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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