i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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